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Anonymous said: My friend is fat, and he has a friend who is also fat. And they both rode in my car at the same time and long story short, their combined weight of 500+ lbs damaged the suspension of my car such that I can't get it to go faster than 70 MPH downhill anymore. I try my best to take them on walks when we hang out, but I'm afraid he's going to notice that we no longer go to see movies/visit other friends/generally drive around. What do I tell him when he inevitably asks why? I don't want to hurt him.

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thatbadadvice:

Readers won’t stop sending the Bad Advisor their real-ass questions to answer, so the Bad Advisor is periodically going to try her hand at answering them.

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Are your friends … dogs? Is that why you “take them on walks” when you “hang out” with them?

Believe the Bad Advisor, your friends have noticed that you’re treating them like secret weight loss projects. Being fat doesn’t mean you stop having the capacity to understand and interpret the actions of other people. You can’t play a trick on fat people that will make them thin. Stop doing this asinine shit, it’s gross.

As for your car? Welp, sorry. Cars go on the road and roads are dangerous and random places where cars get fucked up. You can’t prove your fat friends did jack shit to your car’s suspension.

The Bad Advisor’s best guess is that you’re the one who’s going to “notice” that you no longer go to “see movies/visit other friends/generally drive around” with your fat friends because your fat friends don’t like being treated like shitty science experiments.

Go get your mind right.

A++++++++

Several people have also pointed this out, but what kind of shitty car can’t handle 500+ lbs of passengers? That’s basically the same as three 175 lb adults and I doubt the submitter would have complained about that.

dude i’ve packed five 150+ lb ppl in a car (a sedan) and it was fine. were you driving a goddamn barbie car

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sparrowkeets:

I have never wanted anything more in my entire life

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2001

a great year

Best year for music tbh.

Me and my dad still wild out to Hit Em Up Style.

2001 was the year to be in music, bruh. Nothing but straight bops from start to finish.

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Selena on March 15th, 1995
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Houston,Texas

16 days before her untimely death

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I love the earthy colors in this outfit, but I didn’t really have anywhere to wear it so pictures will do.
Also the manager of the local sushi place was so impressed with my shitty japanese that he gave me his number, that made my day lol.

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baddiebey:

Who is Mary J Blige’s choreographer

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